Saturday, July 23, 2005

I Hate Doing This.....

Yeah, I hate writing (or typing, if you will) this far more than you will hate reading this......but, *sigh*, been told by too many people...and as they told me, I did get them into the book thingy.....but then again, I like books....anyway, here goes....

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Mukund
2. Mike
3. N/A

Naah....actually, it's:

1. Satan
2. Damien
3. Lucipher

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. assmasher
2. midnightmare
3. MvB

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: (This is silly. I hate vanity, but anyway...)
1. My hair (please don't fall off!!!!)
2. My eyes (couldn't think of anything else)
3. My tongue :-) (Yes....bigger is indeed better and this actually satisfies the "VRIO" - value, rarity, inimitability, organization - criteria and is a source of "sustained competitive advantage". :D)

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE: (WTF is this supposed to mean????? Will go by what the rest said about themselves in this one)
1. Music
2. Solitude
3. Vindictiveness...... :-)

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Ignorance
2. The thought that I may be what I hate the most
3. Celibacy (That TERRIFIES me ;-) )

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Solitude and introspection
2. Music
3. A book (non-academic)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: (Oops....)

1. Jeans
2. Tee
3. Shoes (About to leave for an exam)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Independence (aka space)
2. Humour
3. Intelligent Conversation

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. Women? I don't need them......
2. If there be something truly blissful, it's music....
3. I need oxygen to survive......

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Hair ( no specifics....long, short....if they look nice, I'm an admirer..... :-) )
2. Eyes.....if there's one way to see a person, it's to follow and read the eyes....
3. Legs (shapely.....all the way :D)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Bunk the exam
2. Make some music
3. Make out with a lovely woman

(The last 2 are perennial feelings :-) )

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Full-time consultant to Salma Hayek (*sigh*...some things are just too beautiful to describe)
2. Frontman of my own metal band
3. A boring, fuddy-duddy manager by day...... :-( (and point 1. or 2. by night :D)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Amsterdam (To see Ajax play.....honestly!!!)
2. Paris (To improve my French...I swear.....it's got nothing to do with what you are thinking or what I am.....oops...)
3. Manali.....(For the scenery...the grass......green green grass....Aaaahhhh!!!!!)

THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:

(I hate kids. I detest kids. But, I shall fill this with the weirdest REAL names that I have come across. They prove that a lot of parents hate their children. I swear, honestly, that I have met people with these names...)

1. Conception Dias (What???? Yeah....)
2. Cinderella D'Costa (No kidding....I am being honest)
3. Koshy Koshy Koshy (Yes, first middle and last name....)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Sleep with Salma Hayek (How I wish....)
2. Watch Real Madrid thump Barcelona 11-0 at the Nou Camp with ManU smashing Arse-hole-nil 15-0 at Highbury on the same day....
3. Drive a Formula1 car......

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
I'll be nice to the world.......(that's a way of actually saying, "every1 I know has already taken it ;-) ). No, wait!!!!!!!! Neeta, it's your turn!!!!

11 comments:

N said...

I refuse to. Plain and Simple.
It's just toooooo boring, Mukund! And beneath my dignity to answer such abysmally sub-intellectual questions about myself! Gimme a book meme, music meme, hot-guy meme... whatever... but not this!

Darth Midnightmare said...

I refuse to accept your refusal :-). Plainer and simpler.... :D

Fursat said...

u took this quiz now...must say its long one..when i did it..i was too tired doing copy n paste...

well kid's name are really funny..i like kids who dont cry, dont tease, dont make mistakes, dont scream :)

Good one..

KEep writing

God bless u !

Darth Midnightmare said...

"i like kids who dont cry, dont tease, dont make mistakes, dont scream"

In short....you don't like kids :D

N said...

Not gonna do it!

sona said...

hi johnny

sch a long query about u n u answers r really funny...:)
lets see...u luv music, books, thinking, staring at lovely girls...:):)...n hate kids..not bad...:):)
tc

Anonymous said...

r these really the real kids names..unbelievable...red

Darth Midnightmare said...

@son: Yep...not bad at all ;-)

@Red: Yes, those are indeed names of real people whom I knew. I have refrained from mentioning the more ridiculous names that I have heard, because I have not met them......there's a chap on campus who says he knew a guy called "Perpetuity". I doubt if it gets more ridiculous than that!!!!

Conception Dias bty the way used to sit close to me in school. His name was so funny that even people 3 years his junior knew his name!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

is this some kind of achievement or probably laziness on parents part...red

Gary said...

Hey Mike,
Saw ur comment on my blog..am blogging more often now..BTW how the hell did u land on my blog..no one knew the URL

Anonymous said...

huh !! u dun like kids. .. :P

acc kida .. n .. dogs ( ijust discovered .... that i put em in the same category.. *in some aspects*..hehe.. ) r realyy fun to watch n enjoy.. from a distance.. hehe... but that dosnt make me hate em.. i like kids. i hate dogs ..

did my comment make sense??
newyz.. it hardly does.. :D..

bbye
tc
gday
nidhi