I Hate Doing This.....

Yeah, I hate writing (or typing, if you will) this far more than you will hate reading this......but, *sigh*, been told by too many people...and as they told me, I did get them into the book thingy.....but then again, I like books....anyway, here goes....

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Mukund
2. Mike
3. N/A

Naah....actually, it's:

1. Satan
2. Damien
3. Lucipher

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. assmasher
2. midnightmare
3. MvB

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: (This is silly. I hate vanity, but anyway...)
1. My hair (please don't fall off!!!!)
2. My eyes (couldn't think of anything else)
3. My tongue :-) (Yes....bigger is indeed better and this actually satisfies the "VRIO" - value, rarity, inimitability, organization - criteria and is a source of "sustained competitive advantage". :D)

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE: (WTF is this supposed to mean????? Will go by what the rest said about themselves in this one)
1. Music
2. Solitude
3. Vindictiveness...... :-)

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Ignorance
2. The thought that I may be what I hate the most
3. Celibacy (That TERRIFIES me ;-) )

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Solitude and introspection
2. Music
3. A book (non-academic)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: (Oops....)

1. Jeans
2. Tee
3. Shoes (About to leave for an exam)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Independence (aka space)
2. Humour
3. Intelligent Conversation

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. Women? I don't need them......
2. If there be something truly blissful, it's music....
3. I need oxygen to survive......

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Hair ( no specifics....long, short....if they look nice, I'm an admirer..... :-) )
2. Eyes.....if there's one way to see a person, it's to follow and read the eyes....
3. Legs (shapely.....all the way :D)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Bunk the exam
2. Make some music
3. Make out with a lovely woman

(The last 2 are perennial feelings :-) )

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Full-time consultant to Salma Hayek (*sigh*...some things are just too beautiful to describe)
2. Frontman of my own metal band
3. A boring, fuddy-duddy manager by day...... :-( (and point 1. or 2. by night :D)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Amsterdam (To see Ajax play.....honestly!!!)
2. Paris (To improve my French...I swear.....it's got nothing to do with what you are thinking or what I am.....oops...)
3. Manali.....(For the scenery...the grass......green green grass....Aaaahhhh!!!!!)

THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:

(I hate kids. I detest kids. But, I shall fill this with the weirdest REAL names that I have come across. They prove that a lot of parents hate their children. I swear, honestly, that I have met people with these names...)

1. Conception Dias (What???? Yeah....)
2. Cinderella D'Costa (No kidding....I am being honest)
3. Koshy Koshy Koshy (Yes, first middle and last name....)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Sleep with Salma Hayek (How I wish....)
2. Watch Real Madrid thump Barcelona 11-0 at the Nou Camp with ManU smashing Arse-hole-nil 15-0 at Highbury on the same day....
3. Drive a Formula1 car......

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
I'll be nice to the world.......(that's a way of actually saying, "every1 I know has already taken it ;-) ). No, wait!!!!!!!! Neeta, it's your turn!!!!