Jab, Punch... Ouch...

The best thing to be said about a punch in the face is that at least a reaction to the same shows the animation - or lack thereof - of the recipient. On balance therefore, I am inclined to believe that I am alive. In pain and probably not too content or happy with the overall scheme of things, but undoubtedly and most definitely in possession of whatever it is that imparts us with the ability to move without a significant amount of external assistance...